Name:Thurman Murman

Age: Pizza.

Sex: Yes. Please.

Dislikes: Slorg, jewish girls who are mean. Mean people. People who make fun of me. My brother.People who dont let people do their own thing, like the GODAMNM GOVERNMENT .

Anger and bad thoughts list: ALANA..

Good Thoughts list: Ian, Eric( w00t) , Daret, Slorg so she not not be a bitch.Abby( BEST PERSON. EVAR) Tamara. Ms Marshall.

Likes: System of a down. Totse, music, the internet, technology, the color gr33n.Girls with those dark glasses and dorks.People who are just chill and like to have fun.

Hobbies: Art, stenciling(upload pipcture latar) computers, thinking, hanging out.



   
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May 2, 2004
This blog has died.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, we bury w00t in the earths crust. http://www.livejournal.com/users/jesusbear/ And from the ashes rises my livejournal.

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Apr 22, 2004
letz KonF0rm lol!?1/1111111

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1518/100_0240.JPG

Hes not hurt, i promise, i just taped him to a tree and he totally wanted me to do it.

Hoe.

Damn you infidels, they have taken my sanity, and my image server.

I get surgury tomorrow!
Yay
Its for my mouf!

And now time for the ask nick any question you want thing. Post in my comments hoe!

Now the rant

--------------------------------------

Prepszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz * you're boring im sleepin*

So anyways, um i dont like them. They're really just ever so boring, and they all dress and act the same and are really quite dumb. Like sonya.

Just kidding sonya, you are not one of them.

Like.... SHELBY AMBROSE.

Wow, she always comes to school looking stoned,(red eyes) and is a bitch.

Always has acrob stuff on, tiffany necklace, very shallow. And insanely ignorant.

"OMG U R S0 GAY BCUZ U TOUCHED MY PENCIL!?! IM NEVR TUCHING IT AGAIN!"!111 LOL CUM OVER HERE I N33D TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY 3 WEEK RELATION SHIP WITH A JEWISH BOY AND THEN SOBBED OVER LOVE SONGS BCUZ THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME, LOL H0TGURL109812 IS GUNNA BRB I HAVE TO LOOK AT ASKTON KUTCHERS H0T B00TY, HERE READ MY QUOTE THATS IN MY PROFILE " If you are inanimate then you love if forever sacred in the eyes of him." LOL ISNT THAT GOOD BRB OK"

And EVERYONE is like that. I hate them ALL!

I wish i could just save a state of mind and you could listen to it. You would be like holy shit hes god.

Bye kids. You and sonya are mangs! MANGS! YOU =IAN

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Apr 20, 2004
Look at the time.

Its 4:20 on 4/20. This ones for you marley and my hippies . I love you all. Even you kids. :) *lights incense* W00t.

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Apr 17, 2004
Kicqn butz and sexn slutz since 1990!

Like, wow guys. I was in florida!

It was cool. QUITE cool.

Ok so anyways, i hung out with a lot of old people most of the time like my grandma. I dont like old people. The are racist and ignorant like chaldeans. Usually.

Old man: GODDAMN G00KS

me: No no!

I've found out im PERSON B.All i have to say is... remember what he did to you.

Btw: Word of the day is scurvy turdburgular.

I bought

1.Cheap ass gamesystem, that connects to the tv. Its made out of a controller(n64) and plays nes games that are stored in the controller.
(30)

2.Hemp. (about 40 grams) $2.30

3.Beads- Glow in the dark and these trains old people play dominos with. 2$

4.I dont remember.

5. Oh i remember. A framed picture of colonel sanders. 3$
Its the shit.

6.Confidence.Im awesome.

7.No i mean i am really awesome.

8.Advanced dungeons and dragons monster guide . (3$)

----------------

total-40.30

If thats right.


I also noticed im very paranoid. I was spazzing out on the plane, but serj tankians voice calmed me.

Oh and i drew some cool pictures.

I was  at various places in florida and though how cool it would be to be stoned out of my mind with my friends here.It will happen.

We all need to hang out. And slorg you are so negative you negative nork.We just need to chill man.

And chaldeans wreck my day, even though i didnt even see them at all.

Floridian people are so much better. Well the youngins are.

Michigan girl (average) age... 18

Fake purse (guicci) -

contents- sunglasses, cellphone, money her daddy gave her, chaldean cross , tons of makeup. And another cellphone.
Maybe some teddy bear or something else too.

Wearing- Short skirt. No ... its really short.

Huge chunky sandals

shirt- either abercrombie, polo. that moose thing.and you can almost see her titties. yay

And wearing that tiffany necklace. With the heart on it, and her name engraved on it.

And she looks like a little tramp.

And shes a bitch, an ignorant bitch.Whos spolied and throws a fit at anything.Goes to either marian or some west bloomfield school.

theres a lot more, but i dont feel like writing more.


have fun kids.

ps- I'm awesome.













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Apr 9, 2004
THE RETURN OF MY BLOG

Today was really awful. I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night. I'm so stoned. Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16! I want to tell the world that I'm gay. I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted). Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze. I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special! I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder. You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron. heil hitler That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this poem I wrote. It's about my friend Robert, who has bipolar disorder. Just like me. And Heidi. ------------------- btw, i didnt write this.

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Mar 5, 2004
RIP JACK

Im having serios doubts about keeping this blog alive.

I went to a party, it ws fun with all my prep freinds. This kid cracked his head open on a table and there was bllood EVERWHERE. it was pretty cool.

Ian was kinda being a dork to me, or maybe i was to him. i dont know. im getting quite depressed now. do you know that. i dont like myself

hey guys

WWW.LIFEAFTERTHEOILCRASH.NET

GO TO THAT SITE.

bye

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Feb 28, 2004
F-LOCK THIS BITCH.



which pleasure are you?


Um, ian called me today. I didnt really feel like doing anything really. I like being lazy. Anydrizzle...  its times like this when i just cant stop , cant rock your body without the body rock. <--- wow

anyways im gonna go die. see you.



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Feb 27, 2004
mass birthday orgy

http://www.weenftp.org/ween/

IAN GO TO THE WEBSITE ABOVE. EVERY WEEN SHOW. EVER.

Also my brother is having a birthday orgy. I am not kidding with you , my mom left, he pulls out his vibrator and puts it on his balls. HE is fucking gay.bye

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Feb 20, 2004
God hates fags who smoke fags because you need to nto destory your body and live in the wotrld that god made you omg lol my boyfriend likes slipknot and hes gonna buy me a necklace.

Wow wow wow . *well well wll

Qotd: Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart eachother.

I went up north and went skiing, crystal mountain is the best.Hi sonya.

Then i went to borders, and marvins, and then the mall, in reverse order.With my babysitter and bro.

Then i decided to sleep over at ians. It was pretty cool. I brought over some incencse and i am now ians supplier. It was some g00d crap, and no we did not get stoned ian lies, to you dorit.

We talked and its always great to talk to ian. We stayed up to like 2. And woke at 11. Then he wanted me to go to the library to i could bring a box for the science project that i dont need to come because the box is where everything goes and i dont need to / want to be there and this was the longest sentence ever.

That was my vacation. Oh and i think our cat is dying and my dog got high on opiates. Twas funny. Bye kids im sad.

I wrote this like an idiot sorry i cant conecnterate right now. BTW python is hard.


Nick "bird up" barto

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The science project is gay.It is also gray

 

WORD ASSOCIATION
o. Eminem: Paintball
o. Hot: sauce
o. Britney Spears:b00bers
o. NSync: ultra gay
o. Real world: cool
o.
Orange
: truth
o. Black: slorgs blog
o. Insane clown: kramer and twitch
o.
Linkin Park
: phoenix
o. Jack: mr. jack on the side of the freeway
o. Rainbow: gay

o. Cherry: Abby
o. Cucumber: Kappa
o. Shark: SWEET.
o. Bat:: mY dog
o. Leather: bracelet
o. America: After the oil crash.

o. Salt Water: OCEAMN MAM

o. Volcano: EWECTION

THIS OR THAT
o. Rock or rap: both
o. Pop or rap: Rap.
o. Rap or R&B: rap , r&b is usally the worst shit ever
o. Rock or metal: metal

o. Linkin Park or limp bizkit : Linkin Park
o. Winter or summer: Summer.
o. Spring or fall: spring
o. ICP or Eminem: Eminem
o. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: Rob zombie is cool
o. Kittie or Garbage: Kittie
o. MTV or VH1: VH1 is not as controlled by the government.
o. Buffy or Angel: both gay
o. Dawsons Creek Or Gilmore Girls: Gilmore girls are the best

o. Football or basketball: Basketball.
o. Summer olympics or winter Olympics: Winter Olympics.
o. Skiing or snowboarding: skiing
o. Rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding

o. Boyfriend/girlfriend: Not yet.
o. Crush: nope.
o. Do you love anyone right now: yes.
o. Have you ever been in love: yeah
o. Ever had sex: no.
o. How many hearts have you broken: the churches.
o. How many people broke your heart: the church
o. Do you go more by looks or personality: 10/90
o. Ever kiss a friend:i think
o. Are you still friends: i think
o. Do you smoke: i dont remember.
o. How about weed: dont remember.
o. Acid: Only when my mom was pregnant.
o. How about a little ecstasy: ectasy is pretty dangerous.
o. Crack, heroin, anything else: herion once in the classroom with ms greenwald under her desk.
o. Are you a sissy who drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade and wine coolers: I would if i could

o. Prefer beer or liquor:  liquor.
o. Last time you got Blazed: dont remember.


WOULD YOU EVER
o. Bungee jump: maybel babel.
o. Skydive: yes
o. Swim with dolphins: not no

o. Scuba dive: yes

o. Go rock climbing: i have
o. Change your religion: to what?
o. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: never
o. Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: IM STEALING ERIN FROM JORDAN MOTHERFUACKOS
o. Lie to the police: probally.
o. Run from the police: in a riot maybe.
o. Speed away from the police: Nope.

o. Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: maybe not
o. Be an exotic dancer: if i was a chick yeah
o. Walk out of a restaurant without paying: maybe

o. Streak: just with will ferrell

HAVE YOU EVER
o. Flashed someone: omg like lol yes!??!?!?!! my boyfriend likes slipknot and he has a truck and lives in iowa and i have this really cool trucker hat and askton kutcher is so hot omt loel!?!?!?11111oen
o. Told the person you liked how you felt: i dont think so.
o. Gotten really REALLY wasted: not REALLY REALLY WASTERD.
o. Gone to jail/juvenile detention: ill probally be there if they catch me.
o. Skateboarded: i have a nice one and i suck.
o. Skinny dipped: in my bathtub.
o. Stolen anything from a store: i think
o. Kissed someone of the same sex: no.
o. Been to a concert: warped tour, ashley mcasic, and 95.5 concerty lol joey mackentire is so cute. nto. i saw some fat chick flash him .
o. Been to another country: no im fucking poor.
o. Talked back to an adult: If i have to. Bastards.
o. Given money to some homeless person: I've wanted to

o. Tried to kill yourself: Nope. Just given it some thought.
o. Cried to get out of trouble: i think so.
o. Kissed a friend's brother/sister: you have to daddys. and the world is gonna end because you tocuch yourself at night.

by the way this was all lies. HI GOVERNMENT.


 


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